Callum-posting

The chronic habit of posting painfully mundane, oddly specific, and questionably profound WhatsApp statuses that nobody asked for—but now we all have to live with.

Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches

• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher

• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”

“Man acts like he’s the main character in a Netflix indie short every time he posts. Stop the Callum-posting”

“You know you’re Callum-posting when your status feels like a TED Talk but it’s just a tree and bad lighting.”

by Cally420 March 27, 2025

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

post mastication underwear migration

What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor

The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.

by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017

Post-TVD Depression

the sadness or depression that comes after watching the vampire diaries

Why are you so sad?

I just finished the vampire diaries… now i have Post-TVD Depression

by Emma Carol Anne July 14, 2021

Post Dictal

The feeling of satisfaction and subsequent swollen female genitalia that is derived from a satisfactory dicking from a sedated ect patient

Brittany sat in the staff break room enjoying her post dictal state.....

by Mr_happypants November 16, 2020

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020