posting

to chill somewhere

im posting in the crib

by 696XxZzPR0G4M3RGR4NDM4ZzXx6969 August 16, 2020

post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

by stillinrock March 25, 2020

Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting

Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting

by Fin Cann January 19, 2025

Poste

Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.

Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock

by Beta Male October 10, 2018

The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.

“Omg I thought this was The Post.”

by Stavka May 4, 2023

Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.

I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.

by Billy Adler September 5, 2021

Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021