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Nick's Penis

Nick's penis is like soup
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Hitler Penis

A one inch, non-circumcised cock.
That kid probs got a hitler penis.
by Yeahsoumyeahum November 19, 2014
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Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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minty penis

What your penis feels like after your woman eats a bunch of mints before blowing you.
Girl: Minty penis?
Guy: Yes please!
by gsyn June 23, 2011
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Penis Powow

(Adj.) - Describes a gathering of guys who act in a gay way.
I left before that party became a penis powow.
by DC Reed May 27, 2003
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peanutbutter penis

When you slather peanutbutter all over your throbbing penis and let your dog lick it off.
"Hey man wanna try a Peanutbutter penis"?
by Thisone134 January 2, 2009
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Penis Gopher

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.
Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"
by Don Rocco September 20, 2004
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