by ManOfHotPocket July 31, 2021

by Katdaddy666 September 7, 2021

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"
by a wise monke May 31, 2022

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.
Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.
by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant
Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.
by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023
