Bobbing

To suck so much dick that you shit straight cum out of your ass

He was bobbing for dick so much he shit cum for a week.

by I fuck bobs mom February 2, 2022

bobs

whoever defined boobs was putting out sexual herasment

boy:what are those on that girl
girl:dunb dumb thos are bobs
boy:oh

by emma tessea May 11, 2021

Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD

Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!

by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010

Bob

He's just Bob what else would you expect from this a guy named Joe?

BOB THE BUILDER HE CAN FIX IT.

by Scroodle March 18, 2021

Bob

Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.

Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”

by BobbyLad November 22, 2021

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

Bob

The ultimate description of the sigma male. The perfect person you could be or encounter. There's is nothing negative to be said about this person, aside from his big ol' lips.

Man, you're such a Bob. You're perfect in every way.

by Ultimatesigmagorilla November 20, 2021