invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.

I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.

by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009

jamaican hand wash

When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.

Hey Jermaine, I want to give you a jamaican hand wash!!

by Hairymanhhhh July 11, 2017

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010

brown hand grenade

A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.

Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.

by Tyre Iron Phil June 3, 2016

one handed dota

It means to play Valve's Dota 2 using one hand. The other hand is used for other things such as smoking a cig, drinking a soda, or other things that involve one of your hands that you do while on the internet.

"I'm gonna go one handed Dota guys" Jim says as he feeds his pet snake.

by devvvvvvo January 11, 2014

Left Handed Sandbag

Used when your talking to your homies about something sexual with a girl that you can’t specify.

“Yo Hailey gave me a left handed sandbag last night.”

by East bound jit March 20, 2021

One Handed Titties

Breasts that are C cup size or smaller and that can be easily handled individually with one hand.

"Dude, I don't care if Emily's got one handed titties. Her face is fucking beautiful!"

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011