Mai

Mai is the best person in the world. Shes super funny, super hot and make lots of friends. She is super kind and has close friends that she will tell anything to. Shes shy at first but great once you get to know her. Shes probably Asian. Or Caucasian Asian. She has beautiful black hair and gorgeous brown eyes. She might be a little crazy sometimes but thats probably bc she had to much coffee. She also acts to old for her age but sometimes she acts like a three year old. Be friends with her. NOW.

Boy 1: Mais super hot
Boy 2: I know I dated her and she was amazing. Shes such a daredevil.
Boy 1: Back off! Shes mine now

by Bunnythefunny16 August 26, 2019

May 4th

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021

May 9th

National wear a baseball jersey day.

May 9th is a day to represent the sport of baseball by wearing any baseball jersey.

by Rubennator May 9, 2022

May

The whole month of may is National give head month.

Girl:Hey what month is it?
Guy:May, you know what that means?
Girl:No?
Guy:It’s National give head month, so you have to give me head.

by Weiner17 April 15, 2020

May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 21, 2022

6 may

National day of good music, movies and shame🤡

Hey, Yana, it's 6 may! It's your daayy!

by melancholy.drive May 6, 2022

May 17

It is Natalia‘s birthday the most important day of the whole year any other holiday besides this is just useless in May 17 is just amazing

Oh my God is May 17 let’s give Natalia 1 million1 billion dollors. For real she’s such an amazing awesome person I love her so much so funny

by Natalia ruiz May 16, 2022