May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day

“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

“Of course babe anything for my bf”

by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022

May 22nd

everybody you know owns you a squishmallow

I love May 22nd

by 3pinkelephants May 5, 2022

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

May 5th

National booty pic day pt. 2

Bryan: dang I missed national booty pic day

Ashley: that's okay, it's may 5th

by Heeheebryan May 5, 2022

May 5th

National Send A Booty Pic Day

“Yo can I get a booty pic?”
“Why?”

“It’s May 5th!”
“Ohh okay”

by theecheff May 5, 2022

May 5th

May 5th is national send Layton a ass pic day

Happy May 5th Layton!!! *sends ass pic*

by dannyduncansixtyninedotcom May 5, 2022

May 6

Make your bf blush/turn red until he kissed you day!

Girl: bae you look so fine😉
Boy:* blushes* why are you doing this?
Girl: it’s may 6

by Luh bxby May 5, 2022