Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Josh

A huge piece of shit. That only thinks about himself. And has zero idea of responsibility

He decided not to come home to see his kids, he pulled a josh

by Gigi4life September 28, 2018

Josh

A terrible quarterback that throws interceptions all day and tries to be black

Man josh lost us the game

by Nigger faggot ass hoe May 26, 2019

Josh

That kid who is good at everything. he Is also handsome and really nice and funny.

(Sarcastically )What a surprise, josh won the football game, soccer game, and track race and then got asked out by 73 girls.

by Tskツ March 9, 2021

Josh

Has eyes like the ocean has a massive cock and he pulls the fittest girls out there

Omg I would get fully naked for Josh

by I love Josh August 17, 2022

Josh

The usual name of someone perverted or overly sexual. Usually someone who is strong but will hold grudges easily over the smallest things.

Person A: “Do you know where Josh went?”
Person B: “I think he went to the strip club earlier.”

by Wolfiewastaken September 22, 2021

Josh

Josh is a sexy ass darkskin with a extra lonnnnnnng dick

omg he didn’t text me back that’s so a josh

by Shsjakakakakak November 21, 2023