anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

egg nandez

1. A bold person
2. A combination of an Egg and Nando's

1. "Why did egg nandez go bold?"
2. "Ew... egg nandez is wierd"

by FIFA20isBad June 15, 2021

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Bust Egg

A complete Bell End, not funny and very boring....

Beaney is such a Bust Egg

by Stants Hero April 24, 2016

green eggs and ham

a moldy stank ass cunt that dont know when to shut up

gawd jenni is such a GREEN EGGS AND HAM she needs to shut the fuck up!

by huehuehuesuck February 6, 2017

egg burst

egg burst!

egg burst!

by Debskelly1985 May 26, 2023

boil an egg

When Bill Nye is sweet talking you.

Hey girl, can I boil an egg in your house?

by meeshellss August 5, 2015