Dick Kirby

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.

by Peppy Cleveland January 15, 2011

dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

sport dick

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

by nan wobbler May 28, 2012

Starving Dick

An expression to describe immense hunger

Dude, let's get some food. I'm starving DICK.

by TheBrohaan August 22, 2010

Dick Moth

A desperate or thirsty girl. Flocks to any source of dick in the same way a moth is attracted to any source of light.

"man Jenny has really been all over me lately. I think she's into me."

"Nah man she's just a dick moth, she s already fucked half the basketball team."

by Dilznick January 19, 2017

Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.

"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."

by WeenMaster September 24, 2017