“Hey Billy want to have sex”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”
Billy- “What no that’s gay”
“It’s no homo day December 1st”
Billy- “OHH FUCK ME DADDY”
by The flagpole stands again November 22, 2019
Get the No Homo Day December 1st mug.Much like no shave November. instead, you do not shave your down stairs throughout the entire month of December.
ex. I'll have to drink a lot of egg nog because to get back at me for no shave November my girlfriend plays dirty down stairs December.
by petey10 November 1, 2010
Get the dirty down stairs december mug.During the month of December between the 2nd-24th girls can get revenge for slap ass October by kicking boys back. Sucks to be a man in December doesn’t it 💔
by chileanyways October 3, 2020
Get the Kick D*ck December mug.hey dad did you compet in destroy your dick december
ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing
how do you do it whith out a dick dad?
ya i did and i completeded whith out your mom knowing
how do you do it whith out a dick dad?
by naan eat you mamaa April 29, 2019
Get the destroy your dick december mug."It's Carp Day today! Time to post some Carp pics!"
"Don't forget Carp Day on December 19"
"Today is December 19: Carp Day"
"Don't forget Carp Day on December 19"
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by SpeedierGuide98 December 19, 2020
Get the December 19: Carp Day mug.Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
by Elite.fingerboards December 24, 2021
Get the 24th December polish christmas mug.Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022
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