Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
by Lucky Smppth December 05, 2016
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Sophie Crack

A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”

“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”



“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 25, 2019
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crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
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Crack Swag

Crack swag is the attitude one possesses when hustling drugs, or for drug money. Can also use crack swag to earn a living, such as manipulating those, or pan handeling using what you have learned being a drug addict.
"He used his crack swag to make a few bucks on the block."
by a-dub infamous January 19, 2016
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aloe crack

Her aloe crack is the best chapstick in the world
by Ravenjade February 03, 2022
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"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
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