Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust

I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!

by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

Pink cookie

A nice wet pink bald vagina made for an all night bender

Dang I can't wait for ol Sally to get off and give me some of that pink cookie

by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020

cookie-llionaire

A person that has more than 1 million cookies on Cookie Clicker.

Guy 1: Yooo i got 2 million cookies on Cookie Clicker!
Guy 2: get a life you cookie-llionaire.

by Rbg8 March 22, 2022

Leche and Cookies

Leche = Spanish word for milk.

When you see a girl with big boobs, you milk her and bring a bag of cookies along.

Man, you gotta get some leche and cookies from that hoe.

by Option G Soulja November 1, 2008

ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.

"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"

by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021