Pop Can Man: refers to a man’s member whereas it’s short and fat also know as the “Pop Can”. Originates up in the deep north of Manitoba, legend has it that its origins come from a “masculine” Native man, people have been known to see this individual ride his Harley through gods country.
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Height, girth, and volume.
No need to use a yard stick, coke cans would be adequate.
(Kalil's ex-wife famously described his manhood as being like two Coke cans on top of each ther, maybe even a third)
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