Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 17, 2022
When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"
by Chaach June 05, 2013
by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010
Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal
by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022
When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
by RubyDrill October 10, 2017
A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒
“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
by Aubbey_waubbey February 09, 2023