rock hard boner

When Jobesity sees a chick with sunglasses and a cap and gets the biggest boner.

HEE HEE ur little sister gave me a rock hard boner

by CFCB7 July 1, 2014

Old man's boner

A Marijuana cigarette/spliff that unfortunately sags somewhere roach to give the impression of an old man's boner

holy crap, you rolled an old man's boner!

by bo-sama January 9, 2004

Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

bolens boat boner

A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.

Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!

by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010

swine flu boner

believed to become an epidemic, when you get an errection in the middle of no where symptoms are
-more than 20 boners a day
-non stop boner

-a boner lasting more than 10 minutes

The cure for swine flu boner is rubbing butter on your balls.

Yo jeff i just got a boner i think i got the swine flu boner, well dick i suggest you pull out the butter.

by NegrodamuS Nigga May 2, 2009

boner-eating shitwad

shitwad= an asshole

boner-eater= a fag or queer or an asshole

boner-eating shitwad= an asshole queer or a double asshole; asshole 2 the max; queer-hole

ryan is a boner-eating shitwad

by speshul_K September 10, 2005

Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.

Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010