Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Anal Butt Sex

Nik and John, they do sex all the time

"They do Anal Butt Sex all the time when we hang out."

by FairyBlue October 31, 2020

numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 15, 2021

stormin anal mormon

When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.

My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.

by Earnhardt fears walls July 22, 2019

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007