A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020
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Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
Yes they make a very good couple. She is so lucky she is Tom Hollands Wife
by Nobodyyk February 21, 2022
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correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!
Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...
correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!
Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...
American: Tom Holland can't say croissant, he says 'QUACKSON'!
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.
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to be around children for the wrong reasons
to be around children for the wrong reasons
by Friend of the Fam July 15, 2022
Get the Tropic Tom mug.All you need to know about Tom is that he’s a rebel and loves monster trucks. Give him a dare and no matter how big or small, he’ll do it. A little slower than average on skis but what he lacks in speed he makes up for in bravery
“Who’s that over there eating chutney with his hands, doesn’t he know there is bread?”
“Oh, don’t mind him, that’s just Tom”
“Oh, don’t mind him, that’s just Tom”
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