Bitch Sex

Usually extremely hard and ruff, needs two or more bitch's. Done mostly in doggy style, involves clawing, scratching, and biting.

Bitch: Me and this other bitch got in a bitch fight, I bitch slapped her, then we had Bitch sex.
Guy: Woah.
Bitch: #Bitchsex

by Sammich Maker May 7, 2013

waterboarding sex

A sexual position best done in the shower utalizing a standing " doggystle" position facing the shower head with a towel pulled over the woman's face while the shower runs on the towel simulating drowning. Not only does this appeal to those who enjoy erotic esphyxiation, it can also be used to interrogate your partner during intercourse.

Rodbey was having waterboarding sex with Sage and decided to ask her who she's been texting while he turned up the water and tightned the towel.

by Kill yourself twice August 3, 2017

Phone Sex

a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.

She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.

by Aleph June 3, 2006

Superior Sex

Sexual congress between two men (both gay) in which each man's penis is inserted into his partners' anus simultaneously. The orientation of the bodies is similar to lesbian tribadism or scissoring. This act is superior to all other forms of sexual intercourse due to the synergistic combination of penile and anal pleasure for both participants at the same time.

Pete and Wade were growing bored with standard gay sex and their relationship was suffering. The only solution to this problem was to elevate their union to the final level; they elected to engage in superior sex.

by Bobby Cakes October 20, 2009

The Sex Bases

1st Base- French Kissing
2nd Base- Hand Job/Fingering
3rd Base- Oral Sex
4th Base- Sexual Intercourse

The Sex Bases are quite fun!

by Kelsey Tracy February 13, 2008

silent sex

what married people do when they're too cheap to get a second hotel room, and have to have sex with two sleeping 7 year olds in the next bed. Usually accompanied by silent shushing faces, muffled giggles and careful movements so as not to make the bed creak. Culminates in silent grimaces during climax.

Stan and Diane got a great hotel in Maui for their 10th anniversary, but ending up having to have silent sex, since it was too pricey to get a second room for the twins

by Veranda Collingwood February 26, 2011

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.

Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.

by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008