When someone is so tough and brave for playing NFL at lunch, fails to rage bait anyone, cannot spell to save themselves, and has a serious problem of immense autism. They are also commonly identified as a loose cannon.
Sam Knights is so cool and brave for playing a very aggressive sport and lunchtime, wow i wish i was him!
by IWISHIWASSAMKNIGHTS3000 December 14, 2025
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Bubbly, funny, and naturally easy to be around. Smart, intelligent, and genuinely brilliant—but never showy about it. He thinks for himself, not a follower, always the captain of his own thoughts. A good listener and a solid friend you can rely on. Rare in the best way. Overthinks sometimes, but that’s okay.
He handled the situation in a very Maria Sam way—calm, thoughtful, funny at the right moment, and completely his own person
by Lameonlyla December 25, 2025
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"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."
An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.
Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
Sam's Law
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”
“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
by SeriousSam26 January 2, 2026
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Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
Hym "And this is why it's never too late to start the liberal purge. Annihilate them completely. For they are a scourge upon the land."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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