DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
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Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"
by Alucard54s August 6, 2014
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Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks
"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"
by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024
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chill ride

Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.
Z posted on FASB "idk… I’m just looking for a chill ride… nothing crazy lol"
by Triple Treat October 27, 2021
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Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning
The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.
by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022
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If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy
by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018
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Chariot Ride

While going doggystyle with conjoined twins and you grab both of their ponytails like the reigns of a chariot.
"Last night I gave these coinjoined twins a Chariot Ride."
by Guustaine Scoaber January 4, 2024
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