douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.

When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.

by drumbeast June 30, 2009

douche fagget

A word and or words that i made up before i said douche baggette to girls then it sounded like faggot but it is a very insulting insult that if you call someone then they will most likeley steal it from you because it is so awesome,

George:dude don't be a douche fagget
Bob:douche faggot? thats awesome i am going to start saying that.
George:your a poser dude not cool

by kissingthemuffin May 27, 2009

Urban Dictionary Douche

Somebody who thinks they're cool because they know a million definitions on this site. They spend their time bragging on how they the name of every sexual position involving feces and belittle people who don't know every single definition here.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You mean you don't know the difference between a Cleveland Steamer and an Alabama Hot Pocket? noob!

Normal Person: ... I'm gonna go now.

Urban Dictionary Douche: You are so weak sauce!

Normal Person: Get welded.

by tejastejastejas August 26, 2009

GA Tech Douche

Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.

See also: douche

GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**

Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...

by istandwitness October 4, 2005

douche bag workout

A gym workout focused entirely on the chest and arms. Repeated several times per week while totally neglecting legs,back,etc.
Typical d-bag workout attire: "Tapout" or "Affliction" shirt,skullcap or ballcap worn backwards,tribal tattoos.

"I couldn't get a good workout today; some fags were doing a douche bag workout and hogged all the benches."

by TYSON1 February 27, 2009

Noob tube douche

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.

Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.

by whiskey13 January 23, 2009

douche bag tag

That scruff of hair that self fancied hipsters grow under their bottom lip.

Did john grow a douche bag tag?

by Manny Festo May 26, 2008