the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
by loltswiftfan May 8, 2023
Get the sam mccombsmug. A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.
by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019
Get the sam seamore 007mug. every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
by samsosexy June 10, 2025
Get the sam parker jonesmug. 
A massive raging queer that wants just a little fuck. Loves pegging and will receive in any hole. He has a small cock and isn’t too tall himself.
by Sexy Dave 1304 January 22, 2020
Get the Sammug. Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
by BigChad111 November 20, 2021
Get the Metal Sammug. by birdwhohasaccesstotheinternet June 13, 2022
Get the sammug.