August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

by Boxcar Bob October 17, 2008

crookhey school

A shit school near The middle of no where with loads of chavy lads from all over the place and afew skets from all over the place riddled with scruffs and shitty staff

"I might go to crookhey school"

"Really,I heard one of the girls there shagged there brother"

by My nan has a dick April 7, 2019

School zoned

When someone friend zones someone in a school, no interaction outside of school.

Dude I school zoned Anna.

by rsorak April 8, 2013

school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

middle school

hell

teacher: welcome to middle school
Boy 1: more like, welcome to hell
Bot 2: same thing!

by EddieVanHalenIzABeast April 13, 2011

school chromebook

it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah

"im on my school chromebook so i cant do shit"
"makes sense"

by bitchboysaga6969 February 1, 2021

School is fun!

A lie made by teachers to convince children to stay in prison

Teacher: c'mon kids, school is fun!
Kids: You're not fooling anyone, lady!

by The God of Mediocrity January 7, 2020