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Tom Brady

From The New England Patriots, an amazing, kind, 6 time Super Bowl winner who haters hate because they ain't him. Is loved by A LOT of people from New England and some from other states because they know that he is a nice person, who gives his money to the team, to buy other players for the team. In other words, A TEAM PLAYER, WHO RESPECTS OTHER PEOPLE.
by AuntieFia12 November 24, 2019
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Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

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White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk
"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"
by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015
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Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.
I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.
by Wales129 October 9, 2021
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Tom waso

You got the damn Tom waso
by Slongtobig March 14, 2020
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TOM

Time-Of-(the)-Month
jill- "FUCK OFF JOHN"
john- "why so angry today? TOM?"
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Tom Wealand

Know you’ve had a good night when you’ve got a Tom Wealand.
by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020
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Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl
You did a dirty tom at the party
by Kitro666 August 24, 2023
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