Tom bitchery

A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen

Your level of Tom bitchery is insane

by Isaac tandoh January 20, 2024

Tom Brady

An individual that pwns everybody else that is considered his peer. He will often wreck your win streak in whatever game you play, regardless of the quality of the team he's on. Most individuals like this often marry a 9 or a 10 on the female scale.

Jay: NoobMaster69 just ended my 10-game winstreak in COD, but he had level 1 n00bs on his team.

Rob: You just faced a Tom Brady

by Isaac Taylor July 26, 2019

Tom

He is the all knowing god of the universe, only use this with caution!

Person: hey what religion do you follow?
Jill: i praise and worship the only true god on this mortal plane, Tom

by Cookiemonster3107 September 30, 2021

Tom Poole

A dude who likes women with the names of monet, zoe, ryan, oliver, mark, sienna, emma, ivana, ella mcgarity.

Kallan- "suck my dick bitch"

Monet-"Eughh you're being a Tom Poole"

by Zesty ahh June 19, 2023

Tom

Tom is a guy that has glasses. He is usually very nice, not cool, but he is cool. He has hands that do handy things. He has ears too. He alsl has a nose, a small nose, that smells. He has no friends, and is very naughty.... heheheheheheheheh. I wonder what he will do next time to you, naughty naughty.

Girl: Tom is being naughty
Guy: what did he do
Girl: hehehehehehe

by hi charlie May 9, 2023

Tom

Skinny white dude with a big dick

That guy over there, he's a total Tom

by Staceys_mom_99 December 29, 2022

Tom

Likes to surf

Bro that surfer dude is such a TOM

by I_write_on_the_urban_dictionar May 15, 2019