jake handzelek

a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet

liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!

by Ham_And_Cheese March 7, 2022

Jake

Jake, is the best name in the world, and is highly respected. They can be rude but also very thoughtful. We all know a Jake, even if it is Jake Paul

Hey, Jake. How ya doin?

by notabottom: May 14, 2021

jake

jakes are awesome they will be loyal and fun

oh wow... jake is so nice and handome

by ridingonginge May 18, 2021

Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.

Jake And Mae are both retarded!

by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021

Jake Osprey

Jake Osprey is an ERW Signed talent, Jake Osprey made his ERW Debut in early April of 2021 where he took on Kevin Arts for the Orbital Championship. Although the match was a squash from Kevin To Jake Osprey the highlight for many was the highly mocked entrance of Jake Osprey which took multiple minutes of him just standing on the ramp. Jake has rarely been seen after that moment only logically conclusion is out of humiliation due to all the memes and jokes towards Jake about his entrance.

Person 1: Lol bro! I was watching ERW and Jake Ospreys entrance took SOO Long!

Person 2: LOL!

by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021

Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Hey jake, wanna play moss?

by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

Jake

The name of a badass handicapped marine who goes to space and becomes a tall strong blue alien. Then kicks the s*** out of a mining corporation.

Person1:did you hear what jake just did
Person2:no what

Person1:he beat a mining corporation

Person2: that’s really cool

by anonymous May 25, 2021