King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.

“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”

by boxy0127 September 13, 2022

Sold out king

JEON JUNGKOOK is the one and only sold out king for very obvious reasons
Like anything he wears and people saw him wearing it immediately sold out
Like Prada Louis Vuitton..to bracelet..to jackets,shoes and t-shirts definitely it will be sold out..
But not just dress but downy,kombucha lemon drinks even milk whatever he set wears and use.. consistently he sold it out

The sold out king meaning everything he use or wears immediately sold out

by JUNGKOOK lawyer May 17, 2021

King Bovinus XII

King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.

King Bovinus XII shall return and we will all be judged on the day of grazing....Are you saved?

by The Rustler March 20, 2017

ring ring king

Some fucked up wrestleing move where a big gorilla man spins someone around and then claps his sorry ass to a early grave.

Yo mate you're jaws hangin off you alright? No I've just been ring ring kinged you stupid cunt. I understand that if anymore words come poring out of your cunt mouth ill ring ring king you out of the door!

by Asda carpark August 23, 2017

Juandre The Potch King

JUNDRE the Potch King is an urban legend first described and mentioned in early 2021 in Potch.

Who is JUNDRE the Potch King? He is a normal man by day. Work, studies, or invading other countries it's not formally known what JUNDRE the Potch King does during the day however at night things are far more interesting and why the legend has become so mainstream. it's said JUNDRE the Potch King once fingered an entire Hostile in 1 night while out drinking with his girlfriend.

Why is he so important in today's society?
Well, he brings hope and joy to many young and old. He adds certain masculinity to our strong Heritage

I leave you with a quote that is whispered and shouted across potch

Juandre The Potch King Once said, "Tonight I am gonna put the STD in STUD all I need is U?"

Tonight I will slay like Junadre The Potch King

I am gonna eat this Meal like Juandre The Potch King once ate.....

"Nah Dude I am not allowed in that area I am somewhat of a Junadre The Potch King "

by Descendent of JuandreThePKing April 22, 2021

King Arthur's Cunt

A coochie so tight, your ding dong gets stuck in it. In reference to the Sword in the Stone.

I met this girl named Grace at Band Camp. I really wanted to smash, but i felt like i would fall victim to King Arthur's Cunt.

by L8Nite4Play September 2, 2011

Lizard King

Pro skateboarder for Deathwish Skateboards. Real name Mike Plumb.

"Fuck it yo, fuck it.. for Satan yo!" - Lizard King

by The Lizard King! June 1, 2019