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cock ram

Similar use to the word loser, exept more emphatic on the power behind the emotional point your making. Really puts a full stop to your view of a persons life.
Its used to describe a dorky retard who screws up at life all the time.
Also, can be used to describe someone you just saw on TV that just got caught doing something rediculously stupid. Then its more in wonder of how they thought they would get away with it.
Jay is such a cock ram, no wonder his nick-name is "Shit poof"...
Intensity of your hatred of the person can be varied with things like "such a" or "just a"
by Carrotsales May 31, 2009
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nice cock

something you yell at some dude on the sidewalk when you drive by him in the car.
"HEY!...NICE COCK!" (drive away)
by natematt30 February 20, 2009
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cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.
Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!
by Chloedog December 13, 2003
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Cock it up

The Jamaican word that means aggressive sex, rough, sweaty sex.
Shane like to cock it up all the time till it hurt.
by the greenskeeper July 7, 2004
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alarm cock

when your lover indicates he wants to have sex by waking you up by pressing his boner into your body in the middle of the night
"You look tired girlfriend!"

"Yeah, the alarm cock went off like three times last night!"

"High five sistah!"
by Pratipax August 26, 2008
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Cock Neck

Holding your head back so your Adams apple shows and saying nothing, a sign of disapproval for another person, the ultimate diss.
Dang you jus got cock necked.
by Charlton Hawkins April 6, 2006
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Cock locker

1)A room full of men.

2)A gay club or bar.

3)A straight club where the men greatly outnumber the women, as it is with most clubs and you end up standing at the bar with a bunch of men in a sausage line-up, holding a beer while watching the very few women in the club dancing with each other instead of dancing with you, so you end up going home to your Xbox and ordering a pizza.
Lets get the fuck out of this bar, it's a fucking cock locker!

I went to that spiritual seminar last week to see if I could score some pussy, but it turned out to be a a huge cock locker.

Fuck this chat site, it's a goddamned cock locker!
by R.U. Sirius August 27, 2008
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