Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019

Jake

A really cool motherfucker that likes to fuck the brains out of chicks. He has a huge cock and loves men.

That Guys' a complete jake.

by Eat_me_out June 8, 2020

Jake

Jake is a man with a massive dick

Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz

by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019

Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!

Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!

by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019