You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father
by Theslutcum June 28, 2022
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ur non existent dad

oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
ur non existent dad doesnt exist 😱😱😱😱
by MatMannn_ December 07, 2022
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living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
by Lehmms March 12, 2009
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Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack
by July 13, 2022
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WANNA B DAD

Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.

P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
by 911111101010101 March 25, 2019
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Hoosier's dad

The inevitable. The anthropomorphic embodyment of really bad furry dad jokes.
Hoosier's dad should never have happened
by Hoosier's dad December 29, 2016
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girl dad

similar to a malewife, in which a man takes up traditionally women's roles.

a very good father, usually to girls.
a girl dad takes his kids to parks and makes their lunches
by radiorevel January 03, 2024
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