al ryan

an absolute idiot that ever existed in earth.

al ryan is so stupid

by urbanicpseudonym February 27, 2016

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Ryan

Ryan is just an annoying person that always bugs u even when u say stop.

I truly DO NOT recommend u too name ur child Ryan. JK hes even more annoying... BYEEEE

Just kidding AGAIN, ryan is only nice .2% of the time, other than that hes either on TikTok or watching fortnight

Stop annoying me Alex, or should I say "Ryan"
:))

by Ryan>>>> September 3, 2020

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Ryan Jacobson dunks on Kawhi Leonard and Ashton.

OMG Ryan Jacobson just ended Ashton’s career.

by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019

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Ryan

The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"

Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.

by Quiches July 6, 2020

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A very cute boy who is just so kind, it’s almost scary. He’s very mature for his age and super easy to talk to. His whole family is impressively tall, his dad scoring a 6’4 and him almost a 5’10” (at the age of 14, at least). Ryan is certainly one of those rare guys you’ll just never forget, and you surely won’t want to forget!! He is very intelligent, like, VERY intelligent, and he has the most gorgeous face and warmest smile. He also really enjoys running, meaning he loves soccer. He is very musically talented as well, being able to play more than one instrument. Although he may have some sort of mental disorder like OCD or anxiety, you know that he is perfect no matter what. He also is always himself around others, meaning you can get quite a good laugh with him. Speaking of laughs, his laugh is a cute high laugh, almost feminine like. It’s pretty hard to describe his laugh but it’s for sure a contagious one! He is just a bright ray of sunshine ready to lighten your day, and he cutest guy you’ll ever meet, he’s the man of your dreams. Someone that will leave you with the goofiest smile for hours even after just saying “hi”. Someone you could see being your future husband. Ryan sure is one of a kind.

“Oh my gosh!! I totally saw Ryan today! I am so happy!”

by Cami04 July 29, 2019

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