Person one: Wow, Fatima and Tom are so attractive.

Person two: I think it's because they know that all human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights.

Person one: Ugh, they're such hot people. I wanna be hot like that one day.
Person two: You just have to treat people with kindness and compassion. Then you'll be so hot.

- And scene -

Hot People by Hot People Care Aboutt May 4, 2025

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Tree people

Figment of your imagination until they climb down the tree and place you under arrest

We've got to get home before dark because the tree people are waiting

Tree people by Jacked Hammer June 6, 2025

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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

Real People by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

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The people doing it

Half of them don't even have kids and if it's causing the school shootings that it isn't parents protecting their kids it me protecting your retard kids from both themselves and their mentally retarded parents AND ME

Hym "So you had better do something about the people doing it to me because I AM going stab the absolute shit out of those little motherfuckers and THAT'S IF YOU'RE LUCKY! And if you're UNLUCKY... I won't even have to."

The people doing it by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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