ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

by Captain Pumperloaf October 28, 2008

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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.

Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.

by Shadow3031 April 09, 2015

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Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.

"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."

by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023

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poon ninja

Poon ninja : One who can access a vagina for sexual gratification in record time after a first meeting. A pussy hound of the highest order.

Within minutes she had succumbed to his charms. As he gently fondled her nether regions, she realised, even in the throes of her lust, that she had met her first genuine poon ninja.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel September 28, 2013

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