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Massage of 1000 Tears

When you pull a Deshawn Watson, Justin Tucker, and Antonio Brown at the massage parlor.
My buddy Leroy ordered a Massage of 1000 Tears at the massage parlor the other day.
by Marinedik March 28, 2026
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massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy
hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?
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Massy

Massy (adj.)

Pronunciation: /ˈmæsi/
Originator: Kurt Irving Hall Jr. (creator of the term)

Definition:
A modern slang term used to describe a woman who exhibits emotionally unstable, self-destructive behavior in romantic or sexual relationships. Typically marked by a pattern of poor decision-making in partners, reliance on emotional distress as justification, and a lack of accountability for the consequences of her choices.

Usage:
Derived as a counterpart to the word “sassy,” which is often applied to emotionally reactive or effeminate men, “massy” targets behavioral patterns in women that reflect immaturity masked as emotional vulnerability.

Examples:
• “She got pregnant by a guy she barely knows, and now she’s blaming depression and society. That’s massy behavior.”
• “Stop acting massy and own your choices.”

Created by: Kurt Irving Hall Jr
“You Massy asf!”
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Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them
by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025
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massively disappointing

weird slang popularized by MichaelStoren

massive disappointment
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this is so crazy and massively disappointing
by uh expert July 1, 2025
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Massachusetts Skinner

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s red sunburn then waits until it dries before peeling it off and eating it.
Last Friday night I gave her the Massachusetts Skinner
by Clunkydih333 July 10, 2025
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