hebe-jesus

The feeling of creepiness emitted by Jesus Christ.

Little Church Boy: Wow Jesus, you really must have been popular!
Jesus: *stares*
Little Church Boy: uhhh your giving me the hebe-jesus

Jesus: *stares intensely*

hebe-jesus by Hebe-Jeebies July 18, 2014

Holy Jesus Balls 

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

brother jesus

Brother Jesus is a one in a life time huy, if you see him he will bless you with a better life style, you will get more friends and better grades. Brother Jesus will always support you as long as you know de wey, so if you meet Brother Jesus be proud... you could also become a Brother Jesus by bludgeoning someone in a Fortnite game with a Brother Jesus

hey jonas is a brother jesus and has a ps4 fortnite account named: Smash-FACE-1313

brother jesus by Jesus,Brother December 17, 2018

Thot Jesus 

A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.

Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.

Thot Jesus by Atbatb September 24, 2019

Fat Jesus 

The guy who always gets stuck with the fat chick in a group. A messiah for overweight women.

Looks like Fat Jesus got himself a hippo this time.

Fat Jesus by @shot_of_cabo November 14, 2019

oh jesus 

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

oh jesus by medical doser!!! May 8, 2020

Reverse Jesus 

When you drink so much wine that it starts to taste like water.

Girl 1: "How was the wine pre-game last night?"
Girl 2: "I don't remember what I was drinking, I pulled a Reverse Jesus."
Girl 1: "Wym?"
Girl 2: " Bruh it hit a certain point that the Moscato tasted like a Brita Purifier."

Reverse Jesus by yoitsjulia September 12, 2020