Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 16, 2017
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melon sauce

When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
My hinge date from last night, Jared made me some amazing melon sauce margs last night.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
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Rizzy Sauce

A sauce that was served with the grimace shake meal in the summer of 2023 at specific McDonalds locations. It was purple and had a taste similar to the szechuan sauce and was slightly spicy.
by The gyattler May 26, 2024
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Sriracha Sauce

Q: "What is your name and your pronouns?"
A: "Sriracha Sauce"
by bpdaddy October 13, 2021
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Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.
Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!
by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019
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