chop my money

taking money from someone and giving none back

Ah, this woman go chop my money o!

by misschopmoney March 19, 2025

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter

Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join

by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022

Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.

"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"

by Clean breaker April 23, 2009

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full.
Bill - Why wasn't the class full.
Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

Getting that money

Male prison slang. Masturbation.

"He was up at night in the showers getting that money! And He got PAID! he cashed in his check!"

by Chain Furious May 15, 2020

Taxpayer Funds Money Launderer

Anyone who creates a bullshit company that doesn't do anything but gets tons of government grants and subsidies because they fuck guys in high places.

I wonder which taxpayer funds money launderer is going to benefit from my hard work today!

by Publius0987 August 8, 2025

Swag Swag Money Money

It's when corrupt businesses or government officials make money off poor people or wars to they can do the infinite money glitch in the name of capitalism

Person 1: Yo I think some random YT channels are making some swag swag money money off the war in Ukraine.

Person 2: But the money :(

Person 1: Let's do it together

by Maymar March 9, 2024