Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
Get the Polka Dot Pantsmug. Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.
by dgafnem August 28, 2022
Get the Pissy pantsmug. A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017
Get the Pants-Off Friendmug. When you suck water up into your gaping vag hole and it oozes back out into your pants much later.....making a smelly mess.
Damp Pants
Damp Pants
After a long night in the hot tub; I bent her over only to findsmellydamp pants.
She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
She said that she had taken a long bath earlier that day. Yet, still there was this smell. When she bent over I looked in horror to see the origin of the stank.There it was. Right in the cameltoe center of her yoga pants.......The wet spot. She had damppants for sure!
by CuddleCunt January 11, 2018
Get the damp pantsmug. by papa o rielly July 18, 2016
Get the ms. pantsmug. That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.
Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.
by BAH549 June 24, 2019
Get the Elephant Pantsmug. Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
Get the pantsmug.