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Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
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Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Little Jesus

An alternate name for a penis. If it's not your frist boner then it's a Resurrection
Little Jesus shows up every morning for no reason
by Cony lingus April 19, 2022
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Jesus Crist

The word phrase Jesus Crist would be used to describe a mentally stable drug lord. This drug lord would own a business in Argentina and Portugal and would ship the amazing powders and crystals (drugs) worldwide.
Person 1: Hey, are you Jesus Crist
The apparent Jesus Crist: Yes, it is I Pablo Escobar the one who sells the white stuff.
by Yes i am not gay December 1, 2020
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Jesus

Guy 1: I can’t change :(
Guy 2: Jesus can change you💅
by CurlyFri December 1, 2023
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Jesus

A descprition of the youtuber charles white also known as penguinz0 and moistcr1tickal
he doesn't only look like jesus! he is jesus - fan joke in a youtube comment section
by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021
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