Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

by Bartholomew Swank April 23, 2013

The smokey eye

When a female "smokes" a cigarette/cigar/joint pipe/ bong from their pussy, rarely refering to an anus of any gender, queefs or farts in your face filling your eye/ eyes in smoke.

Person 1:"Yo man, your sister is crazy!"
Person 2: "oh yeah? What you talkin about?"
Person 1: "she gave me the smokey eye, think I have pink eye now or somethin! How does it look? Think imma need an eye patch!"

by Shinigamidannii July 30, 2021

Eye Pleaser

Someone is very attractive, a pleasure to look at. Drop dead gorgeous.

That lady right there is definitely an eye pleaser.

by IssssaRae October 26, 2018

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016

Donut eyes

When one's eyes are glazed over

We started watching a movie but then I got donut eyes... next thing I knew it was over

A few drinks later, she had donut eyes.

by T0asterstrud3l April 29, 2017

Eagle's Eye

A snack made with chicken eggs. The yolk is mased with mustard and mayonnaise, and the the egg whites are filled the mash. The bald eagle is the national bird of the U.S.

After the meeting we'll meet at Brooklyn Park and have an eagle's eye.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Jibblay Eye

An eyeball not pointing in the correct manner i.e. to the lower left, lower right corner or vice versa.

Pookie the crackhead had a Jibblay Eye, it pointed to the upper right corner of his face.

Ma pimp daddy ho momma told me to look at the good eye or the Jibblay Eye if yallz don't want to get cut.

by Prince Gonzo of Las De Vegas January 13, 2007