designated drunk driver

Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.

Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.

by mlhiss April 18, 2020

candy-drunk

A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.

A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.

by i tried T^T May 1, 2020

Hormone Drunk

A state of feeling so smitten and undeniably attracted to someone that it makes your head spin.

Abby was so hormone Drunk over Ethan that she couldn't even focus on her daily routines.

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

Dicking Drunk

When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.

Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.

by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days

Twitter profile who loves show some love for larents fucking at dallas and airport to be honest we enjoy it twarrie hate her and larries love her

Lil drunk ✩ 6 days always staring off dallas conversation she likes harry's mouth sucking louis's dick

by Creativebrain October 25, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020