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David

u are a focking pimp aka David
by Pussy698817277: December 12, 2016
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David

To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is
by Stupidspic June 15, 2023
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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021
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david millan

David millan unmute your Mike before I squeeze your cheeks
by Yess1i February 17, 2022
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david gibson

A really cute guy who isnt good with relationships he moves from girl to girl and dumps them everytime, and he never forgives someone.
"Did u just see that cute guy who just dumped his gf?"

"Yea must be a david Gibson"
"I hate davids!!!"
by hi..._whatevah April 15, 2015
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David

David is a king. Not just only a king he does more for people than him self, David smokes all his pain away with backwoods and marijuana. He loves sport and loves sex. Big personality big heart and big dick.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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David

Typically David’s come off as the more quiet kinda guy. But once you get to know them, you realize they are kinda the opposite, they are loud, have a great sense of humor, and mess around with their friends. They have that kinda of laugh that can spread a smile to your face. When they get competitive over stupid things it’s honestly adorable. Yet with all these things they still get great grades in school and are kind, loyal, and would stand up for you without hesitation. David is the kinda guy who is humble and would say girls wouldn’t want him, as he has no idea how attractive he is. So let me tell you, if you have a David in your life, keep them there, and be there for him because often David’s are people pleaser and put themselves last, when really they deserve the world.
Guy one: Dude you know how many girls want you? You’re so lucky bro!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?

Meanwhile

Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!
by M+D<30 November 23, 2024
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