A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
by Yourfather03 April 3, 2019

Person one: what does my name mean
Person two:search it up
Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman
Person two:search it up
Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman
by Thicc jonnu October 19, 2019

chris
by youaregay149013084512351 November 2, 2019

will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
Chris is hella good at Mario kart
by Datchungis November 22, 2021

by CatsOne November 23, 2021

by Suck my big fat juicy cock April 23, 2023

A simply beautiful guy. He may come off shy at first, but when you get to know him, you’ll see that he’s kind and really funny! He makes you feel like you rule the world. Remember: He may seem innocent at first, but as he comes out of his shell, you’re see he isn’t!
by Yeetus.That.Fetus_ May 11, 2019
