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Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.
I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.
by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022
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Car

by ST3V3P4U1 November 20, 2022
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Car Fortnite

NFS Unbound

A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...

Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*

OG: ?

Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!

OG: Boy that's car fortnite
by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022
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Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.
My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.
by Levi killa November 23, 2022
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Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her
Omg my car came in a car crash omg
by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022
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Planed car accident

When a car falls off a plane on accident and hits someone/something/property
"Your mom died in a planed car accident"
(often misspelled as planned which is an honest mistake)
by 5066y c4t May 22, 2022
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Jam Car

Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.
Jam car (noun)

definition: A “jam car”is an essential addition to a mile long train, normally positioned directly behind the engine. It’s sole intention is to act as a “shock absorber” if the train were to come to an unexpected, sudden stoppage.

Ex. “The jam car saved the whole shipment from de-railing when the Engineer had to slam on the brake to avoid a collision.

Slang - Jam car (verb)
definition: to bang sexually on a level which balances ferocity and love.

Ex. “I jam carred that broad all night long four months ago. She has demanded to pay my rent ever since.”
by Howard Alan S. May 27, 2022
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