loner boner stoner

Has nose pimples and gets high by himself,

oh look at that loner boner stoner

by meech123 June 13, 2009

daily boner quota

The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.

Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.

Abbreviation: DBQ

See also: "strokability scale"

Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."

Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."

Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."

by rogius March 25, 2011

Baby boy boner

When a guy gets a boner over the simplest of female parts that may not necessarily be arousing in normal situations.

He got a baby boy boner from looking at her bare hips.

by HelpfulMan662 January 22, 2017

chill boner sesh

A sesh where everyone has their boners out. But it's chill. No homo.

Dude that a chill boner sesh last night. We should all hang out again soon.

by chillBonerSesh July 14, 2014

popped some boners

Having multiple big dicks up your ass. Usually having 20 or more. This has never been done before, but it is said that if it is completed, the person who managed to shove that many dicks up their ass will be considered a god and be given the gift of immortality.

Man 1: "That guy just shoved 20 dicks up his butt!"
Man 2: "You mean he popped some boners!?!?"
Man 1: "Yes"
Man 2: "Give that man a crown and a throne he is a god!"

by YoloSwagYoloSwag January 27, 2014

Will Dill Boner Pill

The most savage guys you will ever meet. There is only one of them in the world, and he lives in SoCal. He is cool and funny and if you know him, you are really lucky. If you do get to see him ever in your life, get to know him because he is an amazing guy. All hail; Will Dill Boner Pill

Hey! Will Dill Boner Pill! Hurry yo ass up and get over here!

by By; SoCal Kid, Nov 18, 2018 November 18, 2018

cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend

Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.

by edju June 25, 2007