April, is the most divine angel to grace the planet with her existence. Her energy radiates love, intelligence and sincerity (but like in a fun way, not a serious way... unless her incredible perceptive nature picked up that serious sincerity was necessary) To have an April in your life is a gift, she is undoubtably the most lovely, funny, witty, provocative, articulate, sexy person and she will render you unfit to love anyone else as she is perfect. April will always know how to layer clothing in a way that is very emergency intercom. Get yourself an April in your life.
"Who is that incredibly cool, beautiful, smiley, ethereal woman over there, in the TNs?"
"That's april"
"That's april"
by i love milfs forever August 2, 2022
Get the Aprilmug. This is the day that the hottest girl is born on. Kiss her and slap her arse. Rape her if you can or at least have rocking sex.
by Ljrimremrjarjkr December 2, 2019
Get the April 28mug. A girl who will protect and love what is hers. Will stop at {nothing} to get what she wants. Is very {cold}, and {dangerous}, yet loving, and understanding. If you {betray} an April, she will show you no mercy. She keeps to herself, and even when she’s in pain, she won’t show it. She is a very good liar, {having a silver tongue}, hiding her emotions, and is very strong willed. She will be a good soldier, is obedient, and will respect you until you give her a reason {not to}.
Don’t mess with {April}, she’ll tear you up.
I heard {April} got in trouble for beating someone half to death!
I heard {April} got in trouble for beating someone half to death!
by Dean.W August 1, 2020
Get the Aprilmug. 1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.
2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
by Right and just July 18, 2022
Get the My pussy smells like April fresh.mug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the <April 26th>Offspring's Are scared of Ac!d Day <April 26th>mug. Cerebella's birthday from skullgirls
by Its_ms.fortune August 22, 2025
Get the April 11thmug. A prank originating in Oklahoma wear students/kids wear black on April 1st as if someone died or something tragic happened to mess with the adults.
Spawn Point: Why you dressed like tour going to a funeral.
Miya: Oh you didn't hear? It's April Noir (Insert an excuse). So sad that happened.
Miya: Oh you didn't hear? It's April Noir (Insert an excuse). So sad that happened.
by Weirdgirlfreakgirl April 1, 2024
Get the April Noirmug.