What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Get the An Hail Mary Dynamite mug.mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms
luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”
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Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
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Get the Bloody Blumkin Mary mug.Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.
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