Double Monday

When a normal Monday is combined with yard work and/or intense house cleaning. Generally associated with being so exhausted that more work couldn't possibly hurt.

Wow, work sucked the life out of me today...screw it, i think I'll make it a Double Monday and mow the lawn too!

by Hulk_rogan May 12, 2016

Double dip

When a guy thinks he will get into your pants because he's already done it at least one time before.

Jack and Jill hook up one day. They stop talking. Some time passes (a month, a few months, a year). Jack is reminded of Jill by a social media post and hits her up expecting to be able to double dip. He got her to say yes before, what's to say she won't do it again.

by Hialice September 23, 2015

double penis

When you get fucked by two penises at the same time

Jack got double penised yesterday

by epicpenisman January 13, 2019

Double Friday

When a Friday is not only the first day of a weekend but also a break from work, school, etc.

My favorite double Friday is the one for Christmas break

by Walking dictionary November 21, 2014

double bill

When going down on your girl, she squirts and shits at the same time.

While licking Marys pussy abrutly, Kevin got the double bill if his life.

by Ghost123456 August 21, 2017

Double Kevin

When Jason's dad and brother come over to double team his friends while he's at work. It is usually don't in secret.

Don't tell anyone, but as soon as Jason left for work, I got double Kevined all day.

by GoddM May 1, 2021

Double Muffler

It is a sexual act involving at least three people, two which are male.

Girl, last night Terrance and Jamal gave me the double muffler hard!

by Shandice December 26, 2009