David Schoder

He is the "REAL-ONE" !!! He is what you would call the strongest, best, coolest, funniest, best person of the world!

I am David Schoder ---> Niggha, I am the real one!!! I am the one, the one, yes I don't need a gun to get respect uppon the streets!

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by Michal K. January 5, 2017

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David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.

David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu

by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022

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David

A woman disguising as a man. Typically going under the alias David.

Dude I didn’t know David was a woman

by The Penishole eat a duck hole February 5, 2022

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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger

David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*

by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023

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David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.

Fuck me David is so good!

by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021

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