Someone who commands another to write up his new addition to the Urban Dictionary. Then, after the definition has been accepted, he demands that it be rewritten because it was not good enough.
Funkstank: I've decided that I don't like this definition of "chatnip". I want you to change it or resubmit a new one.
Go. Now. Do it.
Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!
Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.
Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)
Go. Now. Do it.
Princess: Um, maybe you should just write it yourself if you want it done right. I'm sick of taking your urban dictation!
Funkstank: When the Urban Dictator makes a direct command, you only do one thing. Jump the fuck to it.
Reason: I am awesome.
Princess: Fine... I mean, yes Sir! (grumble grumble)
by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009
Get the Urban Dictatormug. A website that can be one/ is all of these things:
1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"
2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.
3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section
4. A site with racist fucks
5. A site where you can get a good laugh.
1. The only site to find words to use in your world since no real dictionary contains words like "noobs"
2. A site where dickhead scene and emo kids come on to complain and make everything serm like utter bullshit when it really ISN'T.
3. A site that acts mega-gay by putting sex related words into almost any Related Words section
4. A site with racist fucks
5. A site where you can get a good laugh.
1. Guy1: What's a "noob"?
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!
2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
Emo: Rightious...
3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!
4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!
5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!
Guy2: It's probably not in a real dictionary so check Urban Dictionary.
Guy1: Good idea!
2. Emo: I'm so angry at the world, I'm going on Urban Dictionary to rag on cool things to sound like a winner when I'm far from one. You in?
Scene: Hell yeah, bro. Let's cut ourselves and have butt sex afterwards.
Emo: Rightious...
3. Guy3: Eww, bro! I searched "preppy" up on Urban Dictionary and they gave me "dick", "sex", and "fuck"
Guy4: What the fuck! That's GAY!
4. Racist Bastard: WHITE/ BLACK POWER!
5. Guy5: Yo, search this word up on Urban Dictionary! It's funny as hell!
by JoeShmoWasHere June 15, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A faggot homosexual coward who trolls urban dictionary.com. These people suffer from split personality disorder. They only have courage to voice their opinions about anything when on this gay website knowing they'd get their ass kicked or shot if they did the same thing in real life.
by Only when behind ur back April 27, 2010
Get the an urban trollmug. A site that was originally intended to be a dictionary for slang words, but has apparently gone "downhill" because now its a place for everyone to display their opinions, stupid or not.
The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.
The site is now intended for people to complain about how stupid and preachy everyone is on the site while at the same time they ARE preaching... about how stupid and preachy and everyone on the site is.
Other Person - You people from urban dictionary just write your biased opinions and utter bullshit with your heads up your asses, all of you.
Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.
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Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists
Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.
Me - Well golly gee, you could always screw off if you want to, because I, and a lot of other people, like it.
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Other Person #2 - Are you serial? You're all black-hating racists
Me - Or we're people enraged by America's pathetic social state, where everyone has to be politically correct minority-ass-kissing people, or you'll get your ass kicked and lose your job.
by The War Ham December 26, 2008
Get the urban dictionarymug. by Awesomeman69 December 15, 2007
Get the Urban Dicmug. A website that allows the user to define words. Urban dictionay contains hundreds of thousands of words each submited then if accepted rated with thumbs up or down.
person 1: hey you heard of that website Urban dicationary .com
person 2: yeah
person 1: oh...
Person 2: Now i know what a pean is.
Person 1: what the hell is a pean?
Person 3: oooohhh so thats what an emo is, i always thought it was a type of bird.
person 2: yeah
person 1: oh...
Person 2: Now i know what a pean is.
Person 1: what the hell is a pean?
Person 3: oooohhh so thats what an emo is, i always thought it was a type of bird.
by Mark Williams February 19, 2006
Get the Urban dicationarymug. The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.
In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.
by Ben March 3, 2005
Get the Urban Scrumpingmug.